BURNT POPCORN AWARD WINNER:

I’ve seen my fair share of crap in 2018, but “Mom and Dad” (2017) has to take the cake. Good grief ladies and gentlemen, was this a stinker. It was chaotic, unforgiving, poorly written, and just flat-out all-over-the-place. The performances were awful and I felt like my brain was melting away watching the feature. Classic Nic Cage, am I right?